Did Eric Norlin go Blogump? No posts since January 9th? Where is the fearless warrior of the Internet? Did he take on another fearless covert mission of his former self battling bin Laden's cronies in the trenches of Afghanistan? Or did he conspicuously disappear with that "funky chick that he met through a Colorado professional association?" Will we ever know? And if we did, would he have to kill us?